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this conversation was about so much more than her being mad that i didnt message back a couple times like i wasnt prepared for any of this shit??
lucatiel: widowmetra dynamics are probably like widow would just come in like “satya you would not believe what i saw today” because she uses her sniper to scope out that gossip and symm would be like: “tell me”
omahdon: Comic dub of an Overwatch fancomic by @ephinhell - featuring the voices of Tiana Camacho as Mercy and Ana, and @totalspiffage as Widowmaker! I’m kind of proud of the title for this one. Like the whole “hurr hurr hurr” giggling type of
Lmao my roommate is outta town for the week, so I’m completely alone for the first time in like….. months. And I usually only cook because he asks me to, so now that hes gone I’ve been literally just snacking on fruit and shredded chees
jhopesbitchface: I DEEPLY APOLOGISE TO THOSE THAT TAG ME IN THINGS BUT I END UP NEVER DOING IT
noodles-07:yuyuuyuyuu:if I say “huh” like 7 times, don’t say never mind. please don’t give up on me, I’m trying my bestmy audio processing is shit just give me a couple minutes please
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love you
Just a quick message to anyone who is feeling shit right now, or just needs a lil nice thing to keep them going, 2016 is almost over, this shithole of a year is almost over, you’ve survived all the shit it threw at you and that makes you strong as fuck.
ok but just because cops are shitty don’t mean crimes are suddenly cool lmao
heteromanticmarkiplier: B99 fans: but it’s a good show! It’s diverse and there’s lgbt characters! And they address police brutality and racism! It’s about good cops! Me: Yet like 99% of the fans I’ve seen just think it’s a good show and
I’m not done complaining… I came home after 7…just like always lmao And I told my parents the short version of what had upset me today (something upsets me every single day and what it was today is not even something I’ve mentioned on here)
narcotic: I love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I’m just like lmao u should see my life
nvbianprincess: queenazherspitsfire: missrevived: fuckyoursuggestions: b0ny—knees: betterthankanyebitch: She sounds just like Bey…lmao > This gave me the joy I needed this morning lmao She’s probably great at parties lol LMFAO “question”
queenazherspitsfire: missrevived: fuckyoursuggestions: b0ny—knees: betterthankanyebitch: She sounds just like Bey…lmao > This gave me the joy I needed this morning lmao She’s probably great at parties lol
likeful:man if there’s one thing i could say to (young) people who have just been diagnosed w bpd….. do not go through the tags or follow blogs dedicated to bpd like don’t do it
axe-fx: I blocked them. I blocked them all. They’re blocked, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I blocked them like animals.
LMAO!!!! like Idk just laugh with me ma
pangur-and-grim: he just like me fr
i feel like any time anyone ever sees a post with my url they’re just like lmao nope.
people are always like “add me on snapchat,” “follow me on instagram,” or “follow me on twitter,” and i’m just like lmao shit i don’t have any of that.
i wonder why that person is getting so much hate for that shota thing when there are other artist in the fandom that have drawn it too?? like the fuck their art even got reported and taken down but i’ve seen some shota aoba and shota koujaku
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME, THAT’S UNCOOL AND RUDE AND HURTS MY FEELINGS.:((((
fasterfood: for some reason i consider myself good friends with at least half of my mutual follows but the reality is we talked like one time a few months ago maybe
you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
is it just me or has there been like a meme deficiency as of late
u ever just kind of want to like die for a day maybe even for a few days. u know.. like…. until u’ve decided ur done being dead and just continue life like normal
nicknamenyquil: africanaquarian: thee-culture: africanaquarian: thebigblackwolfe: nothing weird that identical twins do surprises me any more because they’re just like that, so Tamera Mowry admitting she’s tried Tia’s breast milk doesn’t
thatslatebluewolf: That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”
the "falls in love with the checkout person because they were just being friendly" squad
hambaes: if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak Lmao
youknowyouwantsit:queenazherspitsfire: missrevived: fuckyoursuggestions: b0ny—knees: betterthankanyebitch: She sounds just like Bey…lmao > This gave me the joy I needed this morning lmao She’s probably great at parties lol Sky for
killevveryone: hey-how-ya-doing: oomshi: do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely do i like you or do i like that you like me LMAO MY LIFE
karlaramirightlol: jamesyouth: BOOM. You’ve been hit by Cool Guy Video! Reblog to become cool just like me. saw this in the comments to this video on ig and i’ve been laughing at this for 24 hrs str8
jamesyouth: BOOM. You’ve been hit by Cool Guy Video! Reblog to become cool just like me.
goldenpoc: I hate when people be like “you wanna hang out on x day” but they don’t even hit you up the day of. Like bih, you ain’t hittin me up, I’m just gonna lay in my bed. You ain’t bout to have me get fully dress like a fool and I ain’t
just-shower-thoughts: In fifteen years, I’ll be complaining to my kids that they don’t make memes like they used to.
I'm sitting in the passenger seat and I keep side eyeing myself from the side view mirror because honestly? I just look so fucking good and sometimes my own beauty like throws myself off cause I can't believe I actually look like this like...so good
hypersexualsportswear: paularekiyah: cpthadon: angelinaholie: paularekiyah: My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup. me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like
rosebeaches: me while i’m just living my life: yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just………………………………… don’t get it
hoe4parker: sodomymcscurvylegs: When your friend’s going off about “nasty kinks” but they just mentioned like half of the ones you’re into: Them: “So what are you in to?”Me: “Haha, I don’t really know.” @fairyneko 😅😅😅 *nervous
shenicealisha: treygotguap: Him: yo you dead wanna be just like me Her: nah you wanna be like me lmao I love this.
lukehiemings: i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re
castielthehero: Cas is just like “I don’t fucking know man I’ve only been here for like two years give me a fucking break I’m about to die for your ass appreciate it.”
cnvvj replied to your post: THAT WAS NOT COOL AT ALL As someone who is a GM, that would probably send me into an anxiety attack if my players just left like that lmao… tbh even if the game was CHECKERS /I’D/ have an anxiety attack if my friends
phuckindope:Just like me b lmao
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love
usabuns: Tell me, who is the most knowledgeable amongst you?
One of my friends just reminded me that JoJo’s Bizarre adventure ALSO has these powers called ‘Stands’ and i think thats more accurate like your right behind your favorite character and cheering and fighting for them ina sense
virtuesmile: scott: says he’s not sure of tessa’s coffee order virtuemoir fandom:
heyitspj: Do you ever think about what genderbent you would look like
installing Emofuri I don’t think that’s japanese this makes it look like my computer is just very confused lmao
my rwby rock blek does have tattoos they’re just mostly hidden on her upper and lower back/legsrubys not allowed to have tattoos until shes 18 lmao. yang will buy her loads of the temporary ones. she wants tattoo sleeves weiss has one or two hidden
so ive decided that once i get all the leftover achievements i wanna get on the main save file, i’ll go back to the new one and marry abigail bc idk why it just hit me recently how charming n precious she is
imagine taking the time to create a whole ass ‘””receipts””’ blog just to reblog embarrassing posts 4-5 years old from someone who was a stupid teen to try and demonize them all because they occasionally mention that they don’t like a fictional
